Stargazing Skeptic Pillows

"I don't like space."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'So what's your sign?'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Doing Something About the Weather

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Watch this space.'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

'We're going to look at the solar eclipse.'

At the space-time institute.

Alternative Accountants

Rational explanations

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

"The algorithm isn't showing us as many stars as it used to."

'Those aren't sunspots, dummy - Your glasses are dirty again!'

conclusive proof that the Moon landings WERE faked...

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Jupiter and Saturn Christmas Decorations

You are here.

First Cynic in Space

"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."

Crescent moon...left - handed crescent moon

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."