Stargazing Mystic Pillows

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I don't like space."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

Seances of the future

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

The Big Bang

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Stop staring at my wife.'

Plugged In

'Kleinzweck's theory is that the Universe is expanding because it's INHALING.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Rocket

"What is the speed of dark?"

Oberserving asteroids.

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

"Is that it? Blood Moon! I'm somewhat disappointed!"

"Will all this light cause galactic warming?"

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

Real estate agent showing observatory: 'You were looking for something with a view?'

"Paul turn off your flashlight. There's a real interesting star cluster I'm trying to get a picture of."

Dutch boy holds finger in observatory wall to plug space leak.