Stargazing Storyteller Pillows

'The source of the Perseid meteor shower isn't quite what I expected.'

"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Big Tipper

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

How Glaciations Begin

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."

Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Robot Beggar

Expanding Sun engulfs Planets

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

The Big Bang

Johannes Kepler

Buffering

The Big Drip Theory of the Universe

James Earl Jones

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."