'The source of the Perseid meteor shower isn't quite what I expected.'
Stargazing Storyteller Gifts
Looking for a gift for your stargazing storyteller? Our collection captures their love for astronomy and storytelling with witty, charming designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Ideal for the creative soul who finds inspiration among the stars, these items blend humor and wonder. Whether they're sharing stories under the night sky or just dreaming of distant galaxies, our products help keep their celestial passion alive and make their storytelling even more memorable.
"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."
"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."
"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"
"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."
"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"
Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.
The Big Tipper
"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"
How Glaciations Begin
"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."
'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'
"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"
"'Let's try the shrink ray!' you said, 'what could possibly go wrong?', you said."
Alien characters on boy's wallpaper come to life to play with him.
'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'
"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."
"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"
Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'
'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'
'NASA is never going to believe this!'
"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."
'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'
Robot Beggar
Expanding Sun engulfs Planets
Efforts Results In Seeing Stars
"All I get is a bird's eye view."
The Big Bang
Johannes Kepler
Buffering
The Big Drip Theory of the Universe
James Earl Jones
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'
"I've made a discovery about our universe! It turns out you aren't the center of it Tim."
Stargazing Storyteller Gifts Collection
Stargazing Storyteller Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the starry-eyed storyteller—each designed to ignite their cosmic imagination with every drink.
Stargazing Storyteller Pillows
Find pillows that bring the night sky into their home, creating a cozy retreat for star lovers and storytellers alike.
Stargazing Storyteller Prints
Browse our prints featuring cosmic and storytelling themes—ideal for inspiring dreamers and starry-eyed creatives.
Stargazing Storyteller T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the celestial storyteller—perfect for sharing their cosmic passion and storytelling flair wherever they go.