Space Storyteller Gifts

"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."

Twelve step program.

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

'Houston...the commander took his glove off to microblog...'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

The Origins of Everything

Local News in Heaven

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

How Glaciations Begin

Bob woke up in a pile of notes, some scrawled so quickly that no one could decode them. He remembered nothing of the night before, except... yes, a fleeting glimpse of the writer's moon.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'