Space Mystic Pillows

Seances of the future

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

A man looks up at the earth

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Do you have an appointment?"

Wikipedia...

God's Phone

"All the celebrities come here."

Witches of Instagram

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Take me to your thought leader."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"We no longer use Astrology or crystal balls. We now use algorithms to predict the future."

Yogi back in 5.

'I think 'The Cloud' knows more thank you think.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Snake with headphones.

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

God's Phone

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

End of world nigh!!!

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

"I do miss the crystal ball."