Space Maverick Pillows

'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!?' (mobile phone-shaped aliens).

Cellphone Islands

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Seances of the future

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

High School. I was suspended for throwing a Robert Frost book. They didn't see that it was performance - poetry in motion.

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."