Mechanical Maverick Pillows

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"You again?"

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'You're kidding... I've got a masters in philosophy too!'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

Absurd motorbike

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Italian Army Knife

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Waco violence