Maverick Pillows

"I can do this to anybody's coffee, Phil."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Hairstyles

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Stealth fighter fly over.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

"You again?"