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"I can do this to anybody's coffee, Phil."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

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"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

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As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

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"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

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"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

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'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Stealth fighter fly over.

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

'I play heavy metal.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."