Mars Maverick Pillows

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Stealth fighter fly over.

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

Waco violence

Biking Granny.