Mars Maverick T-Shirts

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Biker chopper shopper

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon

Biking Granny.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.