Model Maverick T-Shirts

A man working on a model airplane

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Hairstyles

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."