Next-gen Maverick T-Shirts

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'All these conferences look the same.'

"The Vesparados"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

Biking Granny.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.