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"Great stupid haircut!"

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

Biker chopper shopper

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.