Modern Art Maverick T-Shirts

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Elephant Dung on Sale at Art Shop

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

Artist

£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'I hope that's all your own work, Spot.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

'Play it again, Sam.'

Guitar Man.

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Popera!

Rogue elephant

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

I love Marimba

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Modigliani's Giraffe

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

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"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

Hacksaw Violin.

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"You fit in. You just don't match."