Modern Art Maverick Mugs

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Elephant Dung on Sale at Art Shop

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

Artist

£1,000,000 work of art vandalised by Join the Dots puzzle addict!

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

Orchestra.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Klimt Kiss Phones

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Guitar Man.

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Popera!

Rogue elephant

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

I love Marimba

Hacksaw Violin.

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Santa Metal Claus

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Music Freak.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."