Modern Maverick Mugs

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

Absurd motorbike

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"You again?"