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"Hey, Bob, did you hear? It's summer."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Beard, socks and sandals.

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"