Summer Style Maverick Mugs

"Hey, Bob, did you hear? It's summer."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Hairstyles

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

Biker chopper shopper

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

Absurd motorbike

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

Beard, socks and sandals.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'