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'Have you any W fronts?'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

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'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

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David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

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"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

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'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

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"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

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'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

Stealth fighter fly over.

"It's very indoorsy."

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

'All these conferences look the same.'

"The Vesparados"