Memory-lane Maverick T-Shirts

'Now where did I leave the spare key?'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Absurd motorbike

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"I wonder what this was for."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

"In the old days, we weren't old."