Memory-lane Maverick Pillows

'Now where did I leave the spare key?'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"I wonder what this was for."

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Biking Granny.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'