Memo Maverick Pillows

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"To suggest that the government has nothing to do but persecute workers with trivial targets is absurd..." "We also have to write dozens of pointless procedures and meaningless memos..." "And these pathetic protocols didn't write themselves."

"Apparently, Bob, you don't bother to read my memos. Casual Fridays were changed to formal Fridays."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Man with post it note

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Rogue elephant

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Memo to the wife...'

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

Putin and Xi Jinping on the moon