Memo Maverick Pillows

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"To suggest that the government has nothing to do but persecute workers with trivial targets is absurd..." "We also have to write dozens of pointless procedures and meaningless memos..." "And these pathetic protocols didn't write themselves."

"Apparently, Bob, you don't bother to read my memos. Casual Fridays were changed to formal Fridays."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Rogue elephant

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Man with post it note

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Fisher, this memo of yours, it needs more punch

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

Psychiatry. Ordinary therapeutic techniques have been unsuccessful, but I have a crazy idea that just might work!

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Memo to the wife...'

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'