Memo Nerd Pillows

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Turkish Democracy

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

In a world where spelling doesn't count.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

Intellectual Property

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Note Book

Man with post it note

Why giraffes hate winter

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

Man sees misspelled 'Minimum Competency Testing' sign on door.

"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'