Memo Writer Pillows

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

Man with post it note

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Bear Office Worker

'Memo to the wife...'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

I always frame yours, J.B.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'

WHILE YOU WERE OUT OF BODY...