Memo Writer Mugs

'Yes, he's still working on that memo. You can't rush the creative process, you know.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Man with post it note

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

'I thought the memo was quite clear. What part didn't you understand?'

'I apologize for sending out the meeting memo late. Let me summarize by saying that the entire board is being replaced starting tomorrow.'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

Rudy, I loved your memoir. It was fascinating. The way you overcame huge odds to invent the computer. How you went on to protect us from government surveillance. You know none of it's true. The way you swore yourself to humility. People so want to believe a good story.

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

A'bout this memo you 'wrote' while your secretary was out...'

'What are you doing whining to me about your terrible childhood? Write it all down, you idiot. You've got a bestseller there.'

'A bit of shush please, I'm about to write them a damn stiff memo!'

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

'Memo to the wife...'

Bear Office Worker

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

I always frame yours, J.B.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Larry, stop signing your memos with your initials. No one takes them seriously."

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"Time to move on. The new CEO signed his memo with an emoji."

CEO: 'Send a memo reminding everyone I'm still here.'