Memo Lover Mugs

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Tinnitus?"

'I've collected my memos into one reasonably priced gift book.'

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

Man with post it note

Internet Magazine.

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Miss Pike, send a memo to all members of staff.....Economies must be made.'