Memo Maestro Pillows

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

'Walter, I wish you wouldn't write memos at home.'

'It's another office memo from that Mr. Tolstoy.'

"That's my latest memo: "The CNK will do a PVL, The OSM is responsible for this and reports directly to the SMVO." I don't know what that means but it sounds really important!"

"'Customer care' involves more than reading the memo..."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Baby Piano

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

"I need to see your budget proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"