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'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"Every time I think about the past, it just brings back so many memories."

"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."

Deja Vu road sign.

"I'm going to the bedroom to get my glasses."

'I'd love to catch up on old times, it's just we don't have any.'

"Life was quite different when I was a little girl. For one thing, I wasn't a girl."

"Ghah, I've completely forgotten why I came in here."

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

No Immediate Danger

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

"I can remember when a dollar was worth $47.32."

Bashful in Nashville

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

"1971... 2015..."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"O.K. What part of 'malignant regression and pathogenic reintrojection as a defense against psychic decompensation' don't you understand?"

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Remembering His Marbles

"I wonder what this was for."

'I have a photographic memory but the images are really low resolution.'

'Yes, old friend, we've traveled a long road, made a lot of stops, scooped up a lot of poop...'

'Aaah yes, the stampede of July 1810: Good times...'

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'I was just remembering the good old days - I had two of them!'