Diving Maverick Pillows

"Before you enter the water complete a full reversal of your political opinions."

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"The Vesparados"

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

"The ticket's for having a cooler bike than me."