Diving Maverick T-Shirts

"Before you enter the water complete a full reversal of your political opinions."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"We supply the exercise and nutrition program, but it's up to you to supply the narcissism."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Absurd motorbike

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"The Vesparados"

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

Waco violence

Biking Granny.

CSI: Shakespeare.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'