Space Maverick Gifts

'I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet!?' (mobile phone-shaped aliens).

Cellphone Islands

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Biker chopper shopper

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Absurd motorbike

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Seances of the future

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"