Tech Maverick Gifts

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Trust me, you said. Technology gives us a competitive advantage, you said.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'before you say 'all this will be yours', I don't want it.'

Absurd motorbike

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"And for my next trick, I will attempt to work on this PC for ten minutes without it crashing!"

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

A man working on a model airplane

"The Vesparados"

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Dentristry medicine.'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

Waco violence

Biking Granny.