Design Maverick Gifts

"So how do you like these new cylindricals?"

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

A man working on a model airplane

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"You again?"

"I'm working on a watercolor."

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

Coming home to an empty apartment made him realize just how much he needed stuff.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'

The Senior Fashionista

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Italian Army Knife

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '