Style Maverick Gifts

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

The Senior Fashionista

"Al's idea of formal wear is an ironed tank top."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Of course we get along. You're normal, and I'm normal classic."

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

That dress.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Hairstyles

"I'm afraid California just isn't me."

'Fulton, what did I tell you about mixing business with pleather?'

'About the head scarf: This is a place of business. Might want to tone it down.'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."

Fashionable swell asking his tailor for patterns that won't be worn by any snobs

The Middle Part is Nigh

"I see you've had yourself lionized."

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Guitar Man.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Popera!

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

Santa Metal Claus

A weather vane on top of an artist's studio points in directions that include: "pop", "abstract", "figurative" and "post-painterly".

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'