Hair Maverick Gifts

'Hair Tonic'

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

Grandma's caf

Guitar Man.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Popera!

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Hairstyles

Biker chopper shopper

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Absurd motorbike

Hacksaw Violin.

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

Santa Metal Claus

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.