Hair Maverick Pillows

'Hair Tonic'

Grandma's caf

Guitar Man.

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Popera!

'Have you any W fronts?'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Hairstyles

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Biker chopper shopper

Santa Metal Claus

Absurd motorbike

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hacksaw Violin.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Former CEO - Now King of the Highway.

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

Beard, socks and sandals.

"You again?"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'