Knitting Maverick Gifts

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Hairstyles

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Beard, socks and sandals.