Knitting Maverick Gifts

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Happy now?'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'