Crafty Knitters Gifts

"Are we aging in place?"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Silver Surfer.

octopus knitting a jumper...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Sheep Knitting.

It's my golf night out with the boys!

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

"It'll be interesting to see what granny ends up with...she ran out of yarn and is using spaghetti!"

"Remember when we were members of a desirable demographic?"

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

A sheep wearing a zip-up cardigan

"He did well in his exams. He got an A level in creative knitting."

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

'We're doing this for charity... we don't need to be called 'a couple of big knits'!'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

Old wife knits a newspaper for her husband.

Knitting On-Line

'Mrs Hansen, you should NEVER look into my office without knocking first!'

Knitting an anchor

"It's homemade."

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

Knitting pretty

Old lady sits on the docks knitting nets for the fishermen.

"I started these for you when you were born and finally found time to finish them."

Sheep knitting from other sheep's butt