Quirky Knitter Gifts

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Hats and Food

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Texturing the Walls

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Robber on treadmill

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

"I've upcycled your magazines into an ottoman."

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Air Dentistry

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I usually work in snow."

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'