Cozy Knitter Gifts

Knitting pretty

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Keeping warm.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Love me?"

The new fall content.

This model is very popular with those who aren't really sure what they want.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

"You're wasting your time. They'll just lose them."

Dog in the Bed.

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

'Looks like they decided not to go south this winter.'

How Sheep Sleep

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Which side do you want?"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

"Are we aging in place?"

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.