Home Styling Maverick Gifts

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Grandma's caf

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Have you any W fronts?'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

Hairstyles

A Bedroom In The Middle Of Being Redecorated.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."

Doulton Canada Geese

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

"You fit in. You just don't match."

"The decorator was here. He said we should have a room in which we don't sit down."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Wallpaper Bouguet

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Beard, socks and sandals.

First Attempts: Wright Brothers. Hair-plane.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"I'm not sure why our realtor recommended getting a home staging expert."

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

Italian Army Knife

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

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The Senior Fashionista