Fashion Maverick Gifts

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

Overactive wear.

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'That suit is you, alright, but our dress code says it isn't us.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Haven't you ever seen a starched necktie?'

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

"My creative son - the accountant!"

Fish who dropped out of the school

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Mink? Are you kidding? With all the proests about wearing fur? No, this coat is made of grass!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.