Fashion Maverick Gifts

"Ben is in his first year of high school, and he's questioning all the right things."

Overactive wear.

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'That suit is you, alright, but our dress code says it isn't us.'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Haven't you ever seen a starched necktie?'

'We're a progressive company, McWit, however ... '

"My creative son - the accountant!"

Fish who dropped out of the school

'No, man, I don't know where you're coming from. But if I had to guess, I'd say the early Seventies.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Mink? Are you kidding? With all the proests about wearing fur? No, this coat is made of grass!"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Cat Tie

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Men's business romper.

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."