Fashion Mavericks Gifts

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Joined at the hipster.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Have you any W fronts?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Does this make me think I look good?"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."