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Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

"It was better before God took up knitting."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

The Mummy's Purse...

'Have you any W fronts?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Hairstyles

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Am I passionate about fashion? Yep, I guess you could say I'm fashionate."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Does this make me think I look good?"

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"It's dress down day!"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

Buider, "How crazy do you want this paving, mad,or completely wacko?"

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.