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'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"Too much concealer?"

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'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"I don't like your application."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Have you got your make up on yet?

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"Where are my eyelashes?"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

First love.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

Woman applying makeup

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'There's no charge for the carrier bag!'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"Your mascara is running."

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"More concealer?"