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"Our foundation covers up just about anything ??" aside from childhood trauma."

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"You're using too much concealer Sharon. . ."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'I hope you make it with your boyfriend. Now, can we please finish this removal job?'

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

"Do you ever think you might be overdoing the whole moisturiser thing?"

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I'm afraid we're running a little late Dorothy's still grouting her face"

Allergy Makeup

'What's this I hear about you using the White Man's cosmetics?'

'Maybe a tad too much eye makeup.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

Cross-Dressers.

Does a woman make up her face to help a man make up his mind?

Cut out and keep your own Make up Artist.

I may need glasses, Martha, but I know when you've gone overboard with your makeup!

'Let's face it ,your schoolgirl complexion was expelled long ago!'

'It's just that, you took so long 'putting on your face', I thought you'd have chosen a prettier one than that.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Excuse me, where's your glitter lipstick?"

"Every Easter it takes forever to get ready."

"You look pale, dear. Care to borrow my new make-up?"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"You forgot this! You never go anywhere without wearing lipstick."

"OMG! Helen. . . I hardly recognized you without makeup."

Face Mask Beauty

'Cosmetic surgery' Lipstick, mascara...

"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."

"Now, open your cosmetics fridge and delicately apply the cold hard cash to the area around your eyes."

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

Quite Unanswerable.

Woman who has run out of make-up

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Cosmetics Councer - 'Lip Schtick.'