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"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Lady having her hair dyed

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I'm only asking for your opinion because I cannot read your botox face."

Jack of all trades

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Non-Drip ?

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Curling your hair for no reason

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"And here you see where we successfully concluded the merger to everyone's mutual benefit."