Makeover Maven Gifts

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Lady having her hair dyed

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"I'm only asking for your opinion because I cannot read your botox face."

Jack of all trades

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Non-Drip ?

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Curling your hair for no reason

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Man carrying his boss.

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."